NEVER KICK A MAN WHEN HE'S DOWN!

by J.W.
(NEW YORK CITY!)

NOTWITHSTANDING ALL THE BAD PUBLICITY JESSE JAMES IS GETTING THESE DAYS I GOTTA ADMIT I LIKE THE WAY HE GOES OUT BACK AND HAULS IN A RUSTY LENGTH OF PIPE AND TURNS IT INTO A CHOPPER FRAME. NEVER MIND HIS SHILLING FOR BLUECO'S MILLION DOLLAR PLATENS. THOSE OTHER BIKE "BUILDERS" IN BANANA COUNTY JUST PULL STUFF OFF THE SHELVES AND BOLT OR TACK IT TOGETHER IN BETWEEN FAMILY TIFFS. HEY, ANY WELDER WHO COULD HOLD SANDRA BULLOCK'S ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS HAS GOT MY RESPECT!

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